PLAY #236: SET OFF (AUGUST 12)

A plane. 

Packed flight. 

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS walk down the aisle, handing out forms. 

 

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

we’re offering you the opportunity

to off-set your journey

just tick this box

and make a small $2 donation

to make your flight carbon neutral.

that’s right

off-set the consequences of your action

by helping to fund reforestation around the world

or helping to fill the ocean with iron

so

just check that box

to check your guilt

watch it go overboard

like ballast…

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS collect forms and fling them over the edge of the plane.

See?

how much lighter we are now.

wheeeeeeee…..

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