FLIGHT ATTENDANTS walk down the aisle, handing out forms.
we’re offering you the opportunity
to off-set your journey
just tick this box
and make a small $2 donation
to make your flight carbon neutral.
off-set the consequences of your action
by helping to fund reforestation around the world
or helping to fill the ocean with iron
just check that box
to check your guilt
watch it go overboard
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS collect forms and fling them over the edge of the plane.
how much lighter we are now.