Lots of plastic bottles on stage.
CLOWN enters, picks up a bottle of water to drink.
The bottle is full of sand.
CLOWN enters, coughs up sand, picks up another bottle.
Sand instead of water.
CLOWN does this several times, a shtick, pours out sand.
After several minutes, CLOWN sits down, tired of the joke, wanting water.
Sand, sand, sand.
CLOWN rubs eyes in crying clown pose, laughs.
Huge, exaggerated crying.
CLOWN licks their face.
CLOWN crumples water bottle, throws it into the audience.