PLAY #162: THE SHARD OF ICE THAT BROKE IRONY (MAY 19)

The Arctic.

SPIN POP FIZZ, a PR consultant, stands on a piece of ice.

 

SPIN POP FIZZ

yes, that’s right

Shell have adopted a dynamic climate plan

we are committed to recognizing climate change

but we also have an obligation to provide energy to people who need it

so we are 100% committed to Arctic exploration.

 

The ice breaks.

SPIN POP FIZZ falls into the water.

If this was a fantastic play, Shell would stop pursuing Arctic exploration as a result.

This play is, however, unfortunately committed to realism.

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