THE ADVERTISEMENTS dash on, a happy clappy chorus.
that some artist
was planning a forest installation in Times Square.
And we thought
#yes yes yes!
We thought of the marketing opportunities
the myriad of them
because wouldn’t it be great
if every tree was sponsored by your favorite fast food chain?
or can’t you imagine
your favorite jingle sung by birds?
and what about flier-flowers
that give you unique discounts in many bright colors?
that’s just the material opportunities
when you bring in the web
imagine all the potential that a forest in Times Square offers
we were like-
A tree spear flies through the air and skewers one of THE ADVERTISEMENTS.
A quick, bloody, death.
The other ADVERTISEMENTS step to the side of the body and continue to talk frantically.
We were all wowed
because this could be a whole new era!
think of all the Green Space in the City
all those signs telling you the names of community gardens
that could be sponsored by something
seamless opportunities to pretty up trees
some sort of artisanal stands where cute food is sold
chains could have different identities for different blocks
Two more tree spears soar through the air and skewer ADVERTISEMENTS.
we imagine many opportunities
because this can be our chance to re-green our city
in the attractive hue of greenbacks
we can really change our culture for the better
while offering lots of attractive opportunities to develop
More tree spears, from nowhere, enough to slay all THE ADVERTISEMENTS, so that their bright and bloodied bodies fill the stage, trees sticking out at all angles.