A television studio: a mock kitchen.
SPIN POP FIZZ, a well-dressed PR executive, smiles for the cameras.
SPIN POP FIZZ holds up a piece of coal.
SPIN POP FIZZ
You might be wondering how clean ‘clean’ coal really is?
Well, let me tell you
Clean coal is so clean
that it can replace 95% of your household cleaning products!
SPIN POP FIZZ opens mouth in amazement.
You heard it right
But don’t just believe the spin
Watch for yourself.
SPIN POP FIZZ starts to scrub the counter with coal.
Why spend money on cleaning spray and a sponge
when clean coal can clean your counter for you?
SPIN POP FIZZ scrubs vigorously: the counter is certainly not cleaner.
Why bother about toothpaste and a brush
When you can just use a lump of clean coal
Just like the ancient Egyptians!
SPIN POP FIZZ rubs coal across teeth: a grimace or two the only indication of pain, failure, the absurdity of all this.
SPIN POP FIZZ holds up the lump of coal and places into a washing machine with a load of clothes.
why worry about finding the right washing powder
that brings the scent of Spring or rushing waterfalls or whatever
when you can just put a lump of clean coal into your wash
and your clothes will be fresh as can be!
The possibilities of clean coal are endless
Not only will clean coal stop world poverty
and ensure a secure energy future for the developing world
it will also replace
all those needless cleaning items
with a lump of the cleanest stuff
the world has ever seen.
SPIN POP FIZZ beams, smile only slightly diminished by coaly-teeth.