Signs poke up with the names of different fossil fuel companies & foundations: EXXON MOBIL, THE AMERICAN PETROLEUM INSTITUTE; THE KOCH BROTHERS.
SCIENTISTS test ground with different implements.
Every now and then a SCIENTIST cries out:
SCIENTIST collects money, talks to imagined reporter.
Yes, it’s true that my research questions that climate change is anthropogenic.
Yes, it’s true that some of my funding comes from the fossil fuel industry.
SCIENTIST gathers all the money, continues to prospect somewhere else.
SCIENTISTS prospect until there is another bonanza.