PLAY #45: I GET A KICK OUT OF TAR (JAN 14)

Two people (AY and ZED) and one piece of PVC pipe, 2-3 foot in length.

Think of them like 1 & 2; A & B; Someone & Someone Else….

AY and ZED can be the same actors from previous play.

Or not.

Continuity between their characters is not intended – but who knows what will happen…

 

AY places the pipe into the ground.

AY kneels down and snorts, as if doing coke.

After a moment, AY staggers backwards, in blissful daze, as if it’s heroin not coke that’s involved.

 

ZED’s turn.

Snorting, staggering, bliss.

ZED lays the pipe down.

 

AY and ZED lie down on the ground beside each other.

 

ZED

You weren’t kidding.

 

AY

No.

 

ZED

It is better.

 

AY

Stronger.

 

ZED

Purer.

 

AY

Dirtier!

 

ZED

Yeah.

But the good kind of dirty.

 

AY

So dirty it’s pure?

 

ZED

Yeah.

(beat.)

It’s good stuff.

 

AY

The best.

 

ZED

Yeah.

 

AY

Worth it?

 

ZED

Yeah.

 

ZED sits up.

 

ZED

Yeah.

Like, I feel like this is really it. Like proper energy! Like I could do anything on this.

 

AY

Yeah.

 

Pause.

AY sits up.

 

AY

More?

 

ZED

Sure.

 

AY picks up the pipe, tries out some spots.

After a while, AY finds an untapped spot.

AY places it, starts to snort…

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